Dear Asshole,
I would love to take your order. However, I am currently cooking on the line, as is evidenced by the knife in my hand and the fact that I am standing right next to the food preparing to slice it. If you look two meters to your left, there you will find the nice young lady taking orders at the cash register. I know that we serve food traditionally prepared by men, but this is the 21st Century. Do try to keep up.
I would love to take your order. However, I am currently cooking on the line, as is evidenced by the knife in my hand and the fact that I am standing right next to the food preparing to slice it. If you look two meters to your left, there you will find the nice young lady taking orders at the cash register. I know that we serve food traditionally prepared by men, but this is the 21st Century. Do try to keep up.
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